- teacher: why are you late?
- me: why are you so obsessed with me
i cant believe someone scanned a poptart
I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.
“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.
It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.
I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.
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